Tuesday, July 31, 2007
2:09 AM
this is superbly lovely.my tuition's been cancelled.bloody hell,it doesnt make any difference to me.just more homework.since i'm currently in an effing bad mood.[oh, no surprises. i've been like a battyold lady lately. so its normal.]and partly cause of jon-yes, after reading his posts, for some strange reason,i feel a bit-bitchy.yes?-well, i must say.one of the church counsellors whom i get to knowduring church camp-LOSTCITYo7.she said something that has been stuck inmy mind like since foreverr.she said that there are some girlswho think that they are pretty-know thatthey are pretty, therefore they always havethis 'come on, impress me' look smearedon their faces.yes and what do you know?boys-well, some boys of a similar breed-will flock to them like bees to honey.not that i'm jealous.everytime when this behaviour is displayed,a smirk would just creep onto my face.its just so plain amusing.really.when i'm utterly bored, i would do people-watching.its quite interesting the way some people act.so when they flirt.[very diff from the usual kinda flirting]i'd just sit there, and look.Pure free entertainment.God must have given some peoplelooks so that they can attract such actsfor the normal breed to be entertained.laughs:]and yes, i do remember some article thati read abt the diff types of people in a workplace generally.so lets get on with dis topic since we're all on people.Generally, there are 6 types.1st type: The cheap 'tai-tai'sLooks: Often dressed elaborately.Wearing bright lurid colours.Not afraid to spurge on Botox facial treatments.Behaviour:Normally have their noses stuck permanently to theair above their heads.Only talk to their own clique of tai-tais.Often fussing over whether their butts are too bigin this red hot pants that they bought jus last week.Often seen discussing over latest sales and bargainsand showing off how cheap a piece of clothing costs.Tips about them:Do not give up seats to them on public transport.[The term elderly folks do not go well with them]Find out where to get cheap sales and bargains.[As the saying goes: If you cant beat them, join them]2nd type: The Gossip ClubLooks:No distinct looks. Looking prim and properso that they dun get gossiped about.Usually avoid black and white attire,paranoid that people might gossipabout their dressing sense.Behaviour:"OMGEEEEE, WHO DID WAD?! WHEN?! WHERE?!I WANNA KNNNNOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"Tips about them:They usually talk non-stop unlessthe boss comes along.So if you're feeling bored, do join them for a gossipor two. Bring along one gossip and your water bottleand you would feel most welcomed. They'refriendly people.After all,the more gossip, the happier they'll be!=]3rd type: The 'CWSLTGH' Term meaning=Come work shake leg then go home.Looks:Slack attire.Behaviour:Slack work attitude.Usually come to work exactly or later than clock-in time.Sit in the office with the legs propped high on the table,a cup of coffee in one hand and a phone on the other.[office phone of course]When the boss comes, they will be pretending to be hardat work.Normally rushing for deadlines-last min work.Tips about them:Not a threat if ur an ambitious personas they will usually not get promoted.They're contented people.They give u a moral boost from time to timeif ur the hardworking bee.4th type: 'I'm your boss.'[for now] Looks:Very prim.Seen everyday with a tie usually.Behaviour:Sometimes, like to carry balls for the boss.[carry balls=suck up]Usually clock-in work early.When the boss not around,he/she's there to be the 2nd boss.[Thou not hired 2 be]Bossing everyone around is his/her fav pasttime.Tips about them:Ignore him/her.Take it to the big boss if he's getting out of hand.[But since they're suck-ups usually,dis invovles a risk!]5th type: The 'hardworking bee' Looks:They dont care about how they look.suitable for occasion will do.Behaviour:First one to finish deadlines.First to arrive in office, last to leave the office.Next week assignments are already completed.[nutters they are]Tips about them:BORROW their assignments.Give them stuff to do.[They <3>
6th type: The 'Isolated Man-island'
Looks:
Leave me alone attires.
Behaviour:
Have an imaginary note attached to their foreheads
saying " I'm doing my stuff. Leave me alone"
Comes in exactly on the clock, leave exactly on the clock.
Ask them something, they'll just blurr and go 'what.'
Tips about them:
Dont disturb them. They're happy that way.
No nid for communication.
In real life situations, in the classroom era.
do you see any potential people?
double-ha.
chill. out.